Pirates Don't Play the Guitar
Choji Moji
Performed By
Choji Moji
Album UPC
634479964893
CD Baby Track ID
5787838
Label
Urban Pirates
Released
2008-01-01
BPM
85
Rated
0
ISRC
usl4q0845144
Year
2008
Spotify Plays
73
Writers
Writer
Gabe Lutge & Bobby Burns
Pub Co
Urban Pirates
Composer
Gabe Lutge & Bobby Burns
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Rights Controlled
Master
Rights
Easy Clear: Master
Original/Cover/Public Domain
original
Country
United States - California - SF
Description
Bizarre progression of songs spanning genres from electronica to Bluegrass to Metal to Disney Princess Ballad, featuring male and female vocal harmonies and backed with an appropriately diverse set of instruments. Did I mention it is a ridiculous album?
Notes
The album 'Don't Feed the Dinosaurs Jesus' addresses the age old question, "should Jesus feed the dinosaurs?" The answer, put simply, is no.
But don't take my word for it, let us explore the science behind the revelation...
After a 4 year hiatus Choji Moji (well, Chris and Bobby really) decided to start recording a new album. Additionally they decided that this album would be different... They would look to the whirlpool of knowledge floating in the internet and pluck from it strange and arcane knowledge; ideas like writing the songs out before recording them or doing more than one take. Even more esoteric ideas like making a schedule, researching and purchasing new recording equipment, and daily teeth brushing presented themselves to the band, the members of which grasped at them eagerly. Then they decided to get some girls to sing because girls are good singers and way hotter than Chris or Bobby, despite whatever Chris might tell you.
The goal of this album was not to make the world best album, but to take an evolutionary leap from the tripe and treacle of Choji Moji yesteryear, and see was it was like to be a real band. The majority of the songs on the album were existing songs (or in some cases, terrible half baked ideas for songs) that were fleshed out and recorded properly for the first time. And we are pretty happy with how it turned out.
In case you are wondering, there are two girls singing on this album. Yes, real girls - not just bobby singing falsetto. The Lesbian and I can only Cry songs are performed by Dora Heideman and she did an amazing job! The album's final song, Vibrator, is performed by a charming and enigmatic young woman who referred to herself only as "The Queen of Ponies". She did an excellent job as well, and we hope to work with her again in the future.
And so from that state of Affairs, we were able to deduce that Jesus should not feed the Dinosaurs.
But don't take my word for it, let us explore the science behind the revelation...
After a 4 year hiatus Choji Moji (well, Chris and Bobby really) decided to start recording a new album. Additionally they decided that this album would be different... They would look to the whirlpool of knowledge floating in the internet and pluck from it strange and arcane knowledge; ideas like writing the songs out before recording them or doing more than one take. Even more esoteric ideas like making a schedule, researching and purchasing new recording equipment, and daily teeth brushing presented themselves to the band, the members of which grasped at them eagerly. Then they decided to get some girls to sing because girls are good singers and way hotter than Chris or Bobby, despite whatever Chris might tell you.
The goal of this album was not to make the world best album, but to take an evolutionary leap from the tripe and treacle of Choji Moji yesteryear, and see was it was like to be a real band. The majority of the songs on the album were existing songs (or in some cases, terrible half baked ideas for songs) that were fleshed out and recorded properly for the first time. And we are pretty happy with how it turned out.
In case you are wondering, there are two girls singing on this album. Yes, real girls - not just bobby singing falsetto. The Lesbian and I can only Cry songs are performed by Dora Heideman and she did an amazing job! The album's final song, Vibrator, is performed by a charming and enigmatic young woman who referred to herself only as "The Queen of Ponies". She did an excellent job as well, and we hope to work with her again in the future.
And so from that state of Affairs, we were able to deduce that Jesus should not feed the Dinosaurs.
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